Oceanic Relations [SFMpov]

It’s important to maintain a solid relationship with the powerful Mermaid people.

First off, they control the very seas themselves. Second, they’ve mastered time magic, allowing themselves (and others) to breathe out of water within a controlled area. Third, their immense wealth is a welcome boon to any they would share it with.

Last, but certainly not least, tits. The most powerful influence known to man.”